...Do These Obnoxious Assholes Never Shave? Someone Should Explain Them How to Use The Bic Razors... >martedì 9 febbraio 2010
Clever, Cultured, Cute Iranian Monkeys Attack Teheran Italian Embassy..
...Do These Obnoxious Assholes Never Shave? Someone Should Explain Them How to Use The Bic Razors... >
lunedì 8 febbraio 2010
sabato 6 febbraio 2010
My Personal Gift, To My Dear Three Readers: Sygate Personal Firewall...
Here's my gift of today to my affectionate readers... you know how I am: I write about the facts that move, enrage or excite me... you may pass several days without any new post, but then you find something interesting, funny, sexy or moving. Likewise life is: not everyday it's Sunday. This stated, please go to immediately download the zipped file, for the installation of the Sygate Personal Firewall. Sygate Firewall works with all Windows OS, until XP-Service Pack 3. It doesn’t work with Vista or 7. Sorry… This is may be the most effective and less intrusive firewall ever created: in the beginning, it will ask you to confirm the authorization for several of your programs that need to access the Internets: say yes, for all Windows utilities, and the programs you trust. Say no, for the programs you've hacked and do not want to say it to mom. Than, in the beginning the icon in the taskbar sometimes will be red hot: click on it, it will tell you that some fucked-up hacker tried to access your PC and was blocked. This will go on for several months, until the hacker's servers learn that you are protected. After this period, nothing. Internet peace for you. And every time someone, or something will try to access the Interwebz on your behalf, the firewall will alert you. I've been using Sygate for 10 years, and no fucking bloody cornholed cuckolded hacker succeeded in troubling me. Unfortunately, Sygate was so good and so free, that it became a threat for the big Software sisters… Norton Security bought it, only to close it. But if you click the image, you’ll be able to download the zipped file of the installation file, that I’ve kept dear as gold. After you finish the installation, it will ask you to register. Just click the link: it will bring you to an empty Norton Symantec page that you’ll close, and the Sygate won’t bother you any further. The download file will be available for 45 days since today. I’ll try to reload it, once it’s expired but I don’t promise nothing. Take it now, until you’re in time. It will be you best silent, discrete friend for all your Interwebz browsing. And do not forget to install Spybot Search & Destroy as well. It’s still free and incredibly effective. It can remove any troyan and constantly protects you while you surf the web. Have a nice Internet surfing, on my behalf and don't miss to follow my blog daily. Bye, Friends!
giovedì 4 febbraio 2010
"Pushing This Button, You Kill A Chinese & Get $200,000. You'd Do It?"...
Someone you do not know, gives you a nice Chinese lacquered box with a red button on top. He tells you that by pushing the button, you immediately gain $200,000 but you will kill a Chinese you don't know, in the far away China. Would you push that button?... Well, in my case the answer is decidedly yes.. yeah!.. Fuck, YEAH! And this for two very clear, definite reasons:
• Yesterday I was looking for the picture of a BMW 350i. Found a nice one in Google Pictures and clicked to download it. From a Chinese site. The site immediately started to download the Trojan fake antivirus I wrote about last Monday. I am well protected by a daily updated McAfee, Spybot Search & Destroy and Sygate firewall, but notwithstanding these the download was started immediately. I succeded in blocking it by powering OFF my ADSL modem, whose remote switch I've put in the front drawer of my desk. A good, good and helpful solution that I suggest to everyone. It costs nothing to feed the modem through an extension wire, with a bedpost lamp switch on it. Close the connection to the Interwebz and no fucking Chinese hacker can harm your PC. No, Sir... they cannot do shit to you... and you can laugh at their pathetic, yellowed face!
• The Chinese supplier of the low range refrigerators my Company sells and we have to service, changes some components of them, almost every given day. Most of the times the new part is not interchangeable with the old one and we're not able to repair the old refrigerators. We need from them the dates of the modifications, so that we can manage both the spares (old and new) and Servicemen must be able to understand what they need to order by checking the date of production of the appliance, on the serial label. But the fucking Chinese are not able to provide us with these information, moreover they often mistake the printing of the dates on the appliances' serial labels… we use a four digits date, i.e. 1003 is the 3rd week of 2010. They've issued labels printed 0310, like it was produced in 2003 because they've reversed the week with the year. Morons. Stupid dickheads. And sincerely their products suck, but our commercial people is blinded by the ultra-cheap price of buying, so that is. Be careful of what you buy. Boycott the Chinese products. Fuck the slimy, shitty Chinese food! Support the Dalai Lama! There, I've said it. Now I can rest easy.
• Yesterday I was looking for the picture of a BMW 350i. Found a nice one in Google Pictures and clicked to download it. From a Chinese site. The site immediately started to download the Trojan fake antivirus I wrote about last Monday. I am well protected by a daily updated McAfee, Spybot Search & Destroy and Sygate firewall, but notwithstanding these the download was started immediately. I succeded in blocking it by powering OFF my ADSL modem, whose remote switch I've put in the front drawer of my desk. A good, good and helpful solution that I suggest to everyone. It costs nothing to feed the modem through an extension wire, with a bedpost lamp switch on it. Close the connection to the Interwebz and no fucking Chinese hacker can harm your PC. No, Sir... they cannot do shit to you... and you can laugh at their pathetic, yellowed face!
• The Chinese supplier of the low range refrigerators my Company sells and we have to service, changes some components of them, almost every given day. Most of the times the new part is not interchangeable with the old one and we're not able to repair the old refrigerators. We need from them the dates of the modifications, so that we can manage both the spares (old and new) and Servicemen must be able to understand what they need to order by checking the date of production of the appliance, on the serial label. But the fucking Chinese are not able to provide us with these information, moreover they often mistake the printing of the dates on the appliances' serial labels… we use a four digits date, i.e. 1003 is the 3rd week of 2010. They've issued labels printed 0310, like it was produced in 2003 because they've reversed the week with the year. Morons. Stupid dickheads. And sincerely their products suck, but our commercial people is blinded by the ultra-cheap price of buying, so that is. Be careful of what you buy. Boycott the Chinese products. Fuck the slimy, shitty Chinese food! Support the Dalai Lama! There, I've said it. Now I can rest easy.
>
mercoledì 3 febbraio 2010
lunedì 1 febbraio 2010
domenica 31 gennaio 2010
Iscriviti a:
Post (Atom)
